You forgot the Vamp's choice of being a pedophile, too...he's what...95? She's what...16? Tell me again what State that's legal in? 
Japan.
Really? Japan is a State? We took them over?! R0xx0rz!!!
Seriously, though...up until '94ish, the age of consent in Japan was 12 (I wish I were joking)...they then bumped it to 16. However, any Law 101 person will tell you that ther is a HUGE difference between Legal Age of Consent (viability for marriage) and age of consent for intercourse...but I digress...I'm sure the paraody of Twilight is, "Excuse me son...can I see your ID? 95? Do you realize that she's a Minor? That's going to be 20 years in prison...they're going to love a sparkling pretty boy like you there"